In the beginning was some kind of thing called Home..
(clearing throat) FUN! I mean “Fün” arrrr..
Aye, thee lines were crossed yet boundaries arrr steel strong!
Careful out there, thar be snow’n’sleet ‘neath yer tyre’d feet!
I shall be updat’n, maneuver’n, in’n’oot as I learn how this whole wyrd pressin’ thing werks.